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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Changing Room Decisions

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"That's my boy!"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'