Shopping Speedster Prints

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Man running

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

A souped up car...

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Rolling Stop.

Complex Carbs

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

'Shove' (at big sale).

Arcarde Patrol

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Track runner running out of track

I'm very disappointed, Mr. Einstein! You, of all people, violating a speed limit!