Shopping Speedster Mugs

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

A souped up car...

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

Complex Carbs

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

'Shove' (at big sale).

Congratulations for male runner

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Sore Loser

Track runner running out of track