Speedsters Mugs

Your new faster sleeker post office!

"Well technically, I suppose, until it's caught the animal being chased by the cheetah is the fastest land animal."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

A souped up car...

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

Graduate

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."