Speedsters T-Shirts

Your new faster sleeker post office!

"Well technically, I suppose, until it's caught the animal being chased by the cheetah is the fastest land animal."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

Runner going through hurdles.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

A souped up car...

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

Graduate

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'