Novel Speedster T-Shirts

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Rolling Stop.

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."