Simulated Speedster T-Shirts

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

Arcarde Patrol

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Sore Loser

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"