Nostalgic Speedster T-Shirts

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

Man running

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

The end of innocence

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

A. A. Milne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Gene Tierney caricature

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Lawrence of Suburbia

Rolling Stop.

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Arcarde Patrol

Congratulations for male runner

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Edward Loves Mae Marsh