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'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

Curling Rocks!

Surfing Pensioner

"You've still got it Joao."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Cross-Country Sledding

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

Agent discusses boxing match

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

"It's a great idea for a game, but maybe we should be using something other than a rock."

1923 - The famous 'Flying Wedgie' formation.

'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'

'I was school champion at keepy uppy. I bet I can still keep this ball off the ground for hours.'

',,, Approaching third base,,, Turn left now,'