Nostalgic Athlete T-Shirts

1923 - The famous 'Flying Wedgie' formation.

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Fun (circa 1955)

'New Game'

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.