Vintage Sportster T-Shirts

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Run from the hills!

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"She's family."

Cross-Country Sledding

Curling Rocks!

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Surfing Pensioner

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Rainbow violin surfers

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

Accommodating.

Boulder Car

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

Sports for slipper wearers.

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

Agent discusses boxing match

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

"On the gentleman's left!"