Dog Sportster T-Shirts

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Don't play with your food!

Sleepwalking Golfer

Curling Rocks!

Cross-Country Sledding

Surfing Pensioner

Rainbow violin surfers

Optometrist practical jokes

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

"Why, you're not Jim! I really need to get glasses."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Tease-Maid - Wakey wakey four-eyes!

Sports for slipper wearers.

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Grim Reaper: 'So I don't normally get to chat with the clients, but then - no all the jobs are this easy...'

'A skateboarder at 42! I am in AWE of your insurance!'

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

Fish Volleyball.

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!"

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

'I don't think you actually like sports.'