Nostalgic Driver T-Shirts

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

'When the electric motor kicks in you simply press this button and feel like your old self again!' (Hybrid car salesman)

O-60 MPH In 30 Years

"This car doesn't have a start button, it has a key. You push and turn this into that hole we call the ignition."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Grandma's caf

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."