Nostalgic Driver Pillows

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

'When the electric motor kicks in you simply press this button and feel like your old self again!' (Hybrid car salesman)

O-60 MPH In 30 Years

"This car doesn't have a start button, it has a key. You push and turn this into that hole we call the ignition."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Grandma's caf

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.