Nostalgic Rider Pillows

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

An Appreciation

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."