Nostalgic Biker Pillows

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

ZZZZZZZ Top

You had me at vintage.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

We love the Rolling Stones...

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"He misses his commute ."

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

'Are we there yet?'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

Old love.

Since he started working from home he's decided he misses commuting.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'