Nostalgic Biker Gifts

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'When I was a kid I had a bicycle too'

You had me at vintage.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"He misses his commute ."

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

'Are we there yet?'

Old love.

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Since he started working from home he's decided he misses commuting.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."