Nostalgic Cyclist Gifts

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Double Bike

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"He misses his commute ."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'Are we there yet?'

Old love.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"