Nostalgic Cyclist Gifts

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"He misses his commute ."

Double Bike

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

'Are we there yet?'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."