Nostalgic Rider Gifts

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

An Appreciation

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

We love the Rolling Stones...

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'