Retro Style Rider Gifts

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"What old school? This is my life."

Old rocker.

You had me at vintage.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

1930's Lady.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Grandfather Clock

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Austin Powers

Robin Hood Flies.

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Social Struggles

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Will Curl Lip For Food

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Like, Real Gone...

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.