Retro Bike Rider Gifts

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"What old school? This is my life."

You had me at vintage.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'Let me look at that map...'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

The circular nature of running wear.

The Clean old Days.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

Whip-Behind.

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

"He's come out of retirement!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'That's an ancestor of mine with her cool aerobics machine that also churned butter!'

How's My Charioteering?

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

'It's an old biking injury.'

Men riding a penny farting.

"Alright, I'll get you over the Alps, but I want stock options and cash bonus."

The 'ironicycle'.

Kickstarter

PRODUCT RECALL: Hey, remember this one?

"I hope you didn't over do your first bike ride in twenty years."

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.

The Rantoone - Inventions

"They don't make brake parts for cars this old, so you see that hole in the floor right there?"

'Grampa wasn't kidding when he said you'd have to pry his 49 merc from his cold dead hands.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.

Like His Cheek.