Retro Cyclist Gifts

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Men riding a penny farting.

"I hope you didn't over do your first bike ride in twenty years."

"What old school? This is my life."

You had me at vintage.

'Let me look at that map...'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Whip-Behind.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

The Clean old Days.

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

'That's an ancestor of mine with her cool aerobics machine that also churned butter!'

How's My Charioteering?

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"Alright, I'll get you over the Alps, but I want stock options and cash bonus."

The 'ironicycle'.

The Rantoone - Inventions

'I might not pass the test these days, but you wouldn't pass your girl-guide map reading test these days either.'

Kickstarter

Like His Cheek.

Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.

"Are we there yet?"

"Dad, couldn't we just play this on my gaming console? We're getting all sweaty out here!"

Powering the fuel-efficient..merry-go-round.