Retro Cyclist T-Shirts

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Men riding a penny farting.

"I hope you didn't over do your first bike ride in twenty years."

"What old school? This is my life."

You had me at vintage.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Let me look at that map...'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines

Penny Farthing Tricycle

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Whip-Behind.

The Clean old Days.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

'That's an ancestor of mine with her cool aerobics machine that also churned butter!'

'This one comes with transparent windows as standard.'

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

How's My Charioteering?

"Alright, I'll get you over the Alps, but I want stock options and cash bonus."

The 'ironicycle'.

The Rantoone - Inventions

PRODUCT RECALL: Hey, remember this one?

'I might not pass the test these days, but you wouldn't pass your girl-guide map reading test these days either.'

Kickstarter

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.

Like His Cheek.

Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.

'Grampa wasn't kidding when he said you'd have to pry his 49 merc from his cold dead hands.'