Retro Racing Enthusiast T-Shirts

How's My Charioteering?

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'It's an antique!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

How Grandma Sees the Remote