Retro Racing Enthusiast T-Shirts

How's My Charioteering?

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'