Retro Bicycle Collector T-Shirts

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

You had me at vintage.

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

Phone Call

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

Retro Kid.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

The Shape of Progress.

"He's come out of retirement!"

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"

Penny Farthing Racing Bike

Fish riding penny-farthing.

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

Men riding a penny farting.

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

"There goes Baldo...off to work. He sure is growing up."

Policeman Falling Off Bicycle

The Rantoone - Inventions

"I hope you didn't over do your first bike ride in twenty years."

The 'ironicycle'.

Overpriced gumball machine.

Kickstarter

'Yeah, I'm getting ready to make the announcement that the company is getting rid of our landlines and going exclusively cellular."