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'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Used wheels

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Utility Chic.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."