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"No, sir, recumbent unicycles are not a thing."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Sport Utility Boot.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Used wheels

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Nor'easter Island.

The Hooligan.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Have a nice day"

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Anthrax scare.

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

Milk production

"Where did you get that?"

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

Cricket

'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'

Forever Football Fan

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"