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The Hooligan.

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Roadkill cookies"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Please enter your pin now.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Med School Mascots.

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Monkey Business