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It was inevitable once we started building bigger and bigger desktops,'

"Invest in technology."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Geeks and their dogs.

Old and new technologies

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Old-fashioned computer

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

Some Cricket Novelties.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Swiss Army Stove.

The Hooligan.

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'