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It was inevitable once we started building bigger and bigger desktops,'

"Invest in technology."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old-fashioned computer

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Geeks and their dogs.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Old and new technologies

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Some Cricket Novelties.

Swiss Army Stove.

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

The Hooligan.