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"I'd show you my mini Hi Fi but you just trod on it."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Invest in technology."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.