Gadget Collectors Mugs

"I'd show you my mini Hi Fi but you just trod on it."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Invest in technology."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Bicycle sat nav.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'New Game'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'This is suppose to be progress.'