Cool Gadget Collector Mugs

'I'm afraid that smartphone is designed for people who are much cooler than you.'

"Invest in technology."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Old Phones Lasagne

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Old-fashioned computer

Old and new technologies

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Remember to lash from the outside!

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Geeks and their dogs.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

Swiss Army Stove.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."