Quirky Gadget Collector Mugs

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

An elevator has a gas gauge.

The Cheese Stroker: Gentle on cheese!"

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Alien Computers.

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

'I've known some fanatical anti-tobacco activists, but he's wearing a smoke detector on his head!'

'I never go anywhere without my mobile.'

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

'I've...invented...the...strobe...light.'

Do you like your Christmas present? (Toaster Crane).

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Cheeze Wiz.

"Invest in technology."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Balloon dog poos.

Kissing the Fish

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.