Tech Gear Collector T-Shirts

"You've got a beautiful set-up. Too bad you didn't leave room for the bride and groom."

"Invest in technology."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Sport Utility Boot.

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Geeks and their dogs.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Old and new technologies

'And here's the toolkit.'

The Hooligan.

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'