Tech Gear Collector T-Shirts

"You've got a beautiful set-up. Too bad you didn't leave room for the bride and groom."

"Invest in technology."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Sport Utility Boot.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Old and new technologies

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'And here's the toolkit.'

Geeks and their dogs.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Hooligan.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Swiss Army Stove.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'