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"Oh, they're not solar panels - we've nowhere else to store our outdated technology."

"Mom, we only have 6 computers, 5 phones, and 10 TVs."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Invest in technology."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'New Game'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'And here's the toolkit.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"I wonder what this was for."

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Swiss Army Stove.