Hardware Collector T-Shirts

'Where ya goin'?' 'Collectin' nuts.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"Invest in technology."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

'New Game'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Playing cards.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'Early Laptops.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'