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"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

'Careful. The house always wins.'

'I've been wagging my tail again.' Dog poker tells.

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

"You land on his head and, while he's taking a selfie, I'll grab the chips."

"Card games can be expensive."

Casino.

'You know at a glance that you've got $12,675 in chips in front of you, but you're not sure if you've got five bucks in your wallet?'

Is that an ace you're hiding, Ron?

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'As we can all see, Jimmy has a slight lead, $157,860 to $157,495.'

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

'My doctor said a getaway would be good for me.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'What do you mean I'm maxed out? I demand more chips! Let me speak to your supervisor!'

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'Must you make such a big deal out of this?'

Playing cards.

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you bubbles

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

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