Device Collector T-Shirts

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Playing cards.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Try his land line.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Please feel free to browse."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

First and last day as census taker...