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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Please feel free to browse."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

'How old is this vase?'

Evolution of the Cat.

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Replica Football Merchandise

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers