Beauty Product Collector T-Shirts

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

Shampoos for...Straight hair, Curly hair, Back hair.

How baby oil is made.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

Lipstick hiccups

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

"The deodorant spray makes me smell funny."

Shampoo.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Some scents are nonsense.

Woman applying makeup

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

A gap between the solar panels

"More concealer?"

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'Mildred....is that you?'

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

Just stop (macassar) oil

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"You have a very rare conditioner."

For the new gardener.

Which one of these things is the soap?