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"I used to be full of it, too, when I was your age..."

Sensitive Range: "Ooooh, you've hurt my feelings now...!"

Will Work 4 Conditioner

Just stop (macassar) oil

French perfume, out of odor.

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

'Mildred....is that you?'

Bad hair day!

Lesser known greek gods,

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"More concealer?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."