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Bad hair day!

Lesser known greek gods,

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Dating is so expensive...

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'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

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"I don't like your application."

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'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

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Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

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'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

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"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

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'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"