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'I like to do my make-up on the train.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Lesser known greek gods,

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Some scents are nonsense.

"Where are my eyelashes?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"The antidote is $150."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Pheromones.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Joseph and his coat

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'