Cosmetics Fanatic Prints

'I like to do my make-up on the train.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Lesser known greek gods,

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Some scents are nonsense.

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"The antidote is $150."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Pheromones.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Joseph and his coat

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Choosing What To Wear.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'