Beauty Fanatic Prints

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

World Hair Day.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Hair spray"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'