Beauty Fanatic Pillows

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

World Hair Day.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"Hair spray"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'