Makeup Fanatic Pillows

"Where are my eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Woman applying makeup

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"She's had a lot of work done."

New Shades 2020

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."