Makeup Fanatic Pillows

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

"Too much concealer?"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Woman applying makeup

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

New Shades 2020

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.