Makeup Lovers Pillows

'Take it from Grandma...enjoy it while you can because one day you'll turn around and find your make-up applicator is a trowel.'

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

Nails, blusher, eyeliner, lipstick...

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Woman applying makeup

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

New Shades 2020

'Mildred....is that you?'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Honestly Xanthe. You really need to start spending more on the lipsticks you lend me."

A grave with an array of beauty products

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

Just stop (macassar) oil