Makeup Lovers Pillows

'Take it from Grandma...enjoy it while you can because one day you'll turn around and find your make-up applicator is a trowel.'

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

Nails, blusher, eyeliner, lipstick...

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Woman applying makeup

"Your mascara is running."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

New Shades 2020

'Mildred....is that you?'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"Honestly Xanthe. You really need to start spending more on the lipsticks you lend me."

'...and then one night he saw me without any makeup.'

A grave with an array of beauty products

The entire family