Makeup Lover Pillows

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

Puffin applying makeup to its beak (to attract a mate).

'How's the facade coming?'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'The say that 'ugliness is only skin-deep' but some people are very thick-skinned...'

'We're running a little late. The wife is still putting on her face.'

'Yeah, he got rid of the crow's feet... but I can still see the tracks!'

'Starting from bedrock again, Mom?'

Make-up Artists.

Lipstick hiccups

'As it's women and not men who wear make-up, that must mean men are naturally prettier.'

'Don't tell me...You're using a new concealer.'

"Honestly Xanthe. You really need to start spending more on the lipsticks you lend me."

A grave with an array of beauty products

"I don't like your application."

Finally, lipstick that sticks. (Crazy glue).

"I saw a study on the long-term effects of wearing makeup. It wasn't pretty."

'Sure, you get wrinkles...but your eyesight goes, so you can't actually see 'em!'

'I do wish you'd let me help.'

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

I want nobody to see me doing this. . . Yet I want everyone to see this.

"Apologies for my barking, Janet. I didn't recognize you without your foundation makeup, wig, ridiculously fake eyelashes and caterpillar eyebrows." "Dude's got a point."

"Aw, geeze. Forty nine years of bad luck."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

"Don't be an idiot. It's lip gloss!"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Where are my eyelashes?"