Cosmetics Lover Pillows

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

The entire family

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

School Report

'No, we don't do any animal testing, but don't rule out a pop quiz once in a while.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Chani was determined her makeup would last

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'